Corrupt a wish

someone says a wish and you grant it but you have to corrupt it some how
Ex i wish to jump high
Granted but you wished to jump high so you got turned into a frog.
you get it

here is my wish
i wish to be the smartest person in the entire world

Granted, but now your head has grown to a massive size, making you look like Mojo Jojo.

I wish I had the power to defy gravity...

granted but you fly all the way to the sun and melt away due to the defy of gravity
i wish i had telephaphy.

granted but your ears are telephones xD i wish i was a billionare

granted but it was taken away due to taxes i wish i had 9 lives like a cat does